FROM TODAY ONWARDS, I SHALL FLATTEN MY BUTT ONTO THE GLASS-DIVIDER IN MRTS.



It's a very horrible experience today! THIRD time in the year that my butt got touched. AND OBVIOUSLY ON PURPOSE ):

So today I was on the MRT on the way home. Upon reaching Boon Lay mrt station, there was this old man behind me. So I was just near the door waiting the door to open. AND SUDDENLY, I FELT A SMACK ON MY ASS. I turned around and guess what I saw?

THAT UNCLE'S HAND STILL ON MY BUTT, AND HE IS SMILING AT ME.

I was stunned momentarily. GOSH WTH IS WRONG WITH HIM LA. and the next thing i knew, he started to caress my butt. AND WHAT'S MORE, IN THE PUBLIC. It was super embarassing and awkward, because there is this lady behind me too, and gave a shocked and what-the-hell look. Then she look at me, and I gave an OH-MAI-GAD-SOMEBODY-SAVE-ME face. Then she was like, opening her mouth and gave an "errr" look.

Luckily, the door opened soon after, and I SWORE I WAS THE FIRST TO DASH OUT OF THE MRT. Aih, THANKS AR BENJAMIN. for slapping my ass two years back almost everyday saying that it is to "shape my butt". AND NOW WHAT HAPPENS? aiiiih.

So now, I learned my lesson. I shall wear my bag as low as possible or flatten my butt onto the glass divider.




Third time baby, third time. 

dated,4:33 PM
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