Techno Chicken.
Mad TV - Can I have your number?
Mad TV - Porn Star Registration
Mad TV - Substitute Teacher
Lesson number 1 - Don't be a slut, wash your butt!
Lesson number 2 - There is no skills to be lose!
A cup, B cup, C cup, whatever, strap them things down mummy!
Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Why you not wearing a bra?
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, listen Ms Fat Ass
Nobody wants to see you hanging your stuff out all the time,
Honey if you don't be putting on a bra,
One day they're gonna hang down like suspenders.
That is just NASTY.
LOL i love her accent.
For example:
(02:23)
It's similar but it ain't the same.
IS SIMIULAR BART IT AIN'T DA SJAME.
Lesson number 3 - Kissing Leads to Humping, Just like Farting leads to Pooping.
(02:56)
Okay fine, okay fine, i'll try to teach you something.
But if you wanna go and be like a whore, just go!
SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN MUMMY.
Listen to me, listen!
I'm trying to save your life over here!
There are man out that who wants your stuff, this is good stuff!
YOU GOTTA PROTECT IT.
(03:38)
Don't be listening to a guy say "OH THIS DON'T FEEL NATURAL"
YOU KNOW WHAT? Neither does this, you see this!