heard the Touch My Body by Mariah Carey?
and here's Jackie Beat's Version. He's a real drag. LOL!
Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah (X9)
You know I'm gettin' older and I've gained some weight too
In my imagination I am just 22
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof
If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here tellin' you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body, stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds, then take off ten more
Retouch my body, re-size my head
Clean up my skin, please tone down the red
Retouch my body, lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse I'm as big as a house
Retouch my body, remove every curve
I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve
Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park
If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body, don't wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial Light & Magic
Retouch my body, make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah on O Magazine
Retouch my body, even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body, blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body
I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckin' young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet I don't want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body, don't cause any trouble
I am in denial, don't ya' burst my bubble
Retouch my body, just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like an ancient iguana
Retouch my body, and if you can of course
Try to make me look, like less of a horse
Retouch my body I've no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch (X???)
Retouch my fuckin' body!